Idag har jag fått höra att Valkyria har gått bort.
Mina två bebisar. Rogers Bejbs, är nu med honom i himmelen!
Tråkigt är det.
men jag blir lite glad av att läsa U.S.A’s konstiga lagar!
25 knäppa lagar i USA
Det är förbjudet att:
Spela kort med en indian i Arizona.
Köra 100 varv i sträck runt torget i Oxford, Mississippi.
Spela golf på gatorna i Albany.
Mata aporna med cigaretter eller whisky i New Jersey.
Fiska i pyjamas i Chicago.
För skilda kvinnor att i Florida hoppa fallskärm på en söndag.
Ta med sig ett lejon på bio i Baltimore.
Knuffa en älg ur ett flygplan i Alaska.
Dansa till en nationalsång i San Francisco.
Skrämma en häst i Pennsylvania.
Cykla i en pool i Kalifornien.
Ha oralsex i San Francisco.
Kyssa en gravid kvinna i Iowa i mer än fem minuter.
Spela trumpet för att locka någon in i en butik i Indian Wells, Kalifornien.
Jaga val i Utah.
Dricka öl ur en hink i St Louis.
Sova på ett kylskåp i Pittsburgh.
Bära getskägg i Boston.
Gå på händerna över en gata i Hartford Connecticut.
Svära på en minigolfbana i Long beach, Kalifornien.
Sova på en ostfabrik i South Dakota.
För två män i Longmeadow, Massachusetts, att bära ett badkar över stadens grönytor.
Flyga drake i Washington.
Äta samtidigt som man simmar i Ocean City.
Äta vattenmelon på en kyrkogård i Spartanburg.
Andra galna lagar de har ‘over there’ är (bara ett litet axblock):
Alabama
It is illegal to play dominoes on Sunday.
Putting salt on a railroad track may be punishable by death.
Men may not spit infront of the opposite sex.
Solitare may not be played on Sundays.
In Aniston one can’t wear blue jean’s down Noble Street.
Alaska
No child may build a snowman taller than himself on school property.
Arizona
In Glendale it’s illegal to drive a car in reverse.
In Hayden it’s illegal to disturb bullfrogs or cottentailed rabbits with in the city limits.
In Nogales one can’t wear suspenders.
In Tucson women can’t wear pants.
Colorado
If loose a pet cat must have a tail light.
In Denver it’s illegal to mistreat rats.
Connecticut
It’s illegal to dispose of used razorblades.
In Devon it’s against the law to walk backwards after sunset.
In Hartford it’s illegal to educate a dog.
In Hartford a man can’t kiss his wife on sundays.
Florida
It’s illegal for a single, divorced, or widowed woman to Parachute on Sunday afternoons.
Walking with in 150ft zone between the streat and a beach while topless is prohibited.
It’s considered an offense to shower naked.
It’s illegal to skateboard without a license.
Georgia
It’s illegal to tie a giraffe to a telephone pole.
It’s illegal to change the cloths on a store storfront maniquin unless the shades are drawn.
In Johnsboro it’s illegal to say ”Oh,boy”.
In Quitman it’s illegal for chickens to cross the road.
Hawaii
It’s illegal to put pennies in your ear.
All residents may be fined for not owning a boat.
Illinois
You may be arrested for vagrancy if you do not have at least a one dollar bill on your person.
In Chicago it’s illegal to take a French poodle to the opera.
In Joilet it’s illegal for one to mispronounce the city’s name.
In Zion it’s illigal to teach pets to smoke cigars.
Indiana
It’s illegal to bathe in the winter time.
Liquor stores can’t sell milk or cold soft drinks.
In Elkhart it’s illegal for a barber to threaten to cut a childs ears off.
Kansas
It’s illegal for restaurants to sell cherry pie à la mode on Sundays.
In Witchita a husbands mistreatment of his mother-in-law, can’t be used as grounds for a divorce.
Kentucky
It’s illegal to remarry the same man four times.
In Owensburrow a woman can’t buy a hat without her husband’s permission.
Maine
The most money one can legally win gambling is three dollars.
After Jan 14th a person can be fined for having christmas decorations still up.
In Portland, it is illegal for men to tickle women under the chin with feather dusters.
It’s also illegal to have untied shoe laces while walking down a street in Portland.
In Watervile it’s illegal for one to blow ones nose in public.
Maryland
In Baltimor it’s illegal to scrub or wash sinks no matter how dirty they get.
In Halethorpe it’s illegal to kiss another person for more than 1 second.
Michigan
A state law stipulates that a woman’s hair legally belongs to her husband.
One can’t swear in front of women or children.
Mississippi
Cattle rustling is punishable by hanging.
In Oxford one may not spit on the sidewalks on the square.
In Oxford Motor vehicals on the squar are prohibited.
Missouri
A man must have a permit to shave.
In Excelsior Springs it’s illigal to make a squirrel worry.
Montana
It’s a felony for a wife to open her husbands mail.
In Billings one can’t raise pet rats.
In Excelsior Springs one can’t throw a ball within city limmits.
Nebraska
It is illegal for a mother to give her daughter a perm without a state license.
It is illegal for bar owners to sell beer unless they are simultaneously brewing a kettle of soup.
In Omaha, barbers are forbidden from shaving their customers’ chests.
If a child burps during a church service in Omaha, his or her parents may be arrested.
Nevada
It is illegal to drive a camel on the highway.
In Eureka, men who wear moustaches are forbidden from kissing women.
Every one walking the streets of Elko is required to wear a mask.
New Hampshire
It’s against the law to collect seaweed or rockweed from the seashore that is below the high watermark.
It’s illigal to sell the cloaths of one’s back to pay off a gambling dept.
New Mexico
In Carrizozo it’s forbiden for a female to appear unshaven in public.
In Deming one can’t spit on the steps of the opera house.
In Las Chruces one can’t carry a lunch box down Main Street.
New York
It’s against the law to throw a ball at a person’s head just for fun.
A license must be obtained for hanging cloths on a clothsline.
In Walden you can’t give someone a drink of water with out a permit.
In NYC a woman is premited to go toppless in public provided it’s not being used as a business. They can also ride the subway toppless (since it’s okay for the men to do it too).
In NYC it’s illegal to smoke with in 100 ft of a public building.
North Carolina
It’s illegal for a bingo game to last longer than 5 hrs (unless this game is being played at a fair).
In Asheville it’s illegal to sneeze within city limits.
In Charlotte women must have their bodies covered by atleast 16 yards of cloth at all times.
North Dakota
It is illegal to lie down and fall asleep with your shoes on.
It is illegal to serve beer and pretzels at the same time in any bar, club, or restaurant
Wyoming
In public theaters or places of amusement it’s illegal to wear a hat that obstructs another persons veiw.
It’s illegal for women to stand any closer to the bar than 5 feet while drinking.
It’s illegal to tickle women.
